… Really hoping that's not relevant.

Apparently so. Best keep your head under the duvet lest you get spoiled that the sun's come up.

Let's ask Tammy Lynn Baxter.

What do fake legs feel like?

Nah, it was his mistresses' clitoris.

WINK WINK

He turns water into wine, like, uh, that guy in Sideways.

You might want to avoid this thread, then. I think it's going to be pretty spoilerific in general.

Optimus Prime dies twenty minutes in and gets replaced by a winnebago with flame decals!

dry heaves

Long Term Parking?

Is it a spoiler to say that Kit Harrington has been spotted at that big battle sequence they're filming over in Ireland for the next season of GoT? Oh well, too late.

I like a clean bowl.

I got your gluten right here, pal.

There's about a million things making me wish I hadn't followed that link.

Kevin Costner saves his life?

He's the real good news.

Finkle is Chrome! Chrome is Finkle!

SNAPPY COMEBACK NOT FOUND

Wrinkly lips sink ships.