You could have a triple-threat match where the first pin wins the US title, and the second wins the main belt. Then there's a situation where Rollins is prone and neither of his opponents actually want to pin him.

Anyone else loving We Stand On Guard?

Counterpoint: Masterpiece Transformers.

Every generation carries it's own scars. Passed down from father to son, warnings become folk tales which inevitably turn into myth and legend. And the children laugh at their elders and their crazy stories of the Great 1984 Optimus Prime Shortage. But they will learn one day, they will learn.

You came in that thing? You're braver than I thought.

I love you.

Because Star Wars isn't actually for children.

I'm sure they've made some amendments; all good religions have.

I'll bet you do …

(Ewan MacGregor covers his mouth to avoid laughing)

"Direct me to your Ronald Reagan biography section, good sir!"

Go ask Nelly the Padawan and her Master Ross …

That's a great point about being loyal to the "brand" and nothing else.

Nah, Islam is totally for reals.

If you need someone to settle your trade dispute, these are the people to call! They also give out really good advice on ball-gags.

Also, that ball droid seems to have been designed by committee to create the cutest, most marketable toy possible; they had figured out how to make this toy before the script had even been written.

Oh, wow. So how many different lines are there? Two different 3.75 lines, the Black Series, and I'll bet a larger size too? Then there'll be the high end figures like Hot Toys or Play Arts.

That's why my entire retirement fund is safely invested in complete sets of 1997 Star Wars Tazos.

Slowly digested over a thousand years.

Scarred for life, no doubt, by the baying hordes of adult men elbowing him out of the way to deny him getting any of the toys.