There's perspective and everything going on there!

The action figure has squishy boobs!

It's a giant urinating on the Great Pyramid!

STAY ON TARGET

An eighteen-hour Star Wars toy unboxing event. This must be what the last days of Rome felt like.

Jesus, you've got high standards if True Detective was middling.

Fine! Now I'm going to leave for no raisin!

Haha, last one for me was Prometheus. Done learned my lesson.

Apart from the opening sequence, I honestly don't remember. It certainly wasn't worth the queues and other such stuff. That's why a nice quiet early morning showing of Star Wars will be fine.

Probably because of the smell.

What about the sun?

"15 Scary GIFs that will make you turn WHITE!"

I think the last film I was eager to see and ended up catching opening weekend because it was a limited run at the IMAX, was The Dark Knight Rises, so … yeah.

"Like just about every sentient being in the known universe, you’ll be there opening weekend."

Have you watered the brains today, Igor?

Dad, what's a screensaver?

More like worst/worst; Into Darkness merely exacerbated the awfulness already inherent in the first film.

Re-make of StarCrash, whooo!

Well, this is some crazy-ass shit.

Pumped for Star Wars action figures? No.