Oh, god. Of course there is. So many Nathan Barleys there.

Is it not the prequels most young children love?

The less I understand.

Corporations pay less tax than people, at least.

"My sister is hotter!"

What's shittier? Star Wars toys or Doctor Who toys?

I'd put a Star Wars toy up my butt for five dollars.

Those are some big gulls …

They can force refugees - sorry, "migrants", to try to swim across for shits and giggles.

I hope it's called Darth Vad-O's.

Where there's a will, there's a way. And theft is really fun, my friend.

What the fuck are you talking about?

So you were regressing?

You need to be stealing some of that shit, son, and getting it up on ebay! You could have made some serious coin.

Imagine being able to buy all the Star Wars merchandise!

it is definitely a big pile of shit, anyway.

"Ah! So you're Stella Star!"

The London restaurant which only sells breakfast cereal is more insufferable, I feel.

Should be fun until the initial six-month mandatory lease runs out, then it'll turn into another bookies or Poundland. And by fun I mean stupid.

We still love you, idiotking!