You mean a ladyboner, and you'll get one when you grow up, girl.

No joke, one of the other decoys was called Spluh.

No, a female architect would have remembered to include some safety rails in there. The whole place was a health & safety nightmare.

Boba Fett should have been a female.

Ah, Beru and her famous blue milk!

I thought they smelled bad on the etc. etc.

Were there any women in TESB or RotJ except for Leia? Apart from Mon Mothma in the first, I'm struggling to remember anyone, actually. Oh yeah, the unfortunate dancer in Jabba's palace.

Does she combine the two? 'Cause that would be amazing.

$500 and time served. Oh yeah, baby!

No, it's not painful. Just sweaty. I was just trying to squeeze in a Review quote.

So you're saying I have to remove the intravenous drip?

Here in the U.K. we apparently fucking hate cyclists. Recently there was some helmet-cam footage of a female cyclist in London being attacked by a male pedestrian and Twitter was rife with people wanting to buy the man a drink.

Away and watch Candice LeRae and tell me wrestling isn't the greatest thing ever.

Just wait for the box set and you can marathon it.

Those might be valid concerns for someone who feels they have a wide range of potential partners.

We're not going to throw you a bone.

The A.V. Club

How do you know how to swim safely in the shallows if you've never visited the deep end?

The Queen ordered it!

I started new medication last month and went on a manic bender where I
wrote about thirty thousand words in four days, all short stories about
my sexual fantasies. I posted them on a specific website and did get some
nice feedback, but I'm completely spent, as it were, and will probably
never write another.