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I smash every mirror I see. It helps hide my transformation.
Hire an exercise coach? Or a sexercise coach?
So … make friends with a bunch of people fatter than you so you'll feel skinnier? I like this plan!
The thing is, I've thought about it and I don't want to live in a world without Classic Coke.
On ice? Kinky!
Guys can be babes. What about Baberaham Lincoln?
I would like to lose weight in order to feel happier and more attractive. Unfortunately exercise is boring and painful.
It's quite a relief to me that all I'm looking for is a) someone of the opposite gender to me, and b) likes me. Seems to save a lot of awful anxiety and effort.
OK Go music videos: best enjoyed with the sound turned off.
Taylor Swift, is that you?
Actually, one was a present for his wife.
Spinderella cut it up one time.
War is peace. Freedom is slavery. Worthlessness is value.
Will you trade a packet of broken Reece's Peanut Butter Cups for one of them?
Where were these sold? On ebay? It's like the idiots spending £500 on a "I AM AN IMBECILE" balloon from Banksy's Dismaland theme-park.
Atari threw them away, so fuck 'em. Now if only they had kept them mint in package and only claimed to landfill them …
You don't speak no good like we can.
I really wish the babes had joined the Futurama crew full-time.
He will tell us what to do.