Hiroshima, Nagasaki … Alamogordo, Bikini.

It's like he gets off on being withholding.

Praise be to Jobbus.

What the hell kind of spambot are you? There's not even a link to your dodgy webpage!

Shut up, you. Unless you want another beating.

But it grows the brand.

Vaudeville is coming back, I'm telling ya!

More like aubergine drawer …

You put your left dong in, and your right dong out, you do the hokey cokey and than shake them all about.

I'm sorry, I wasn't listening.

Dare you! Steve Jobs was the son of God and in a thousand years, those to come will celebrate holidays not even remotely connected to him and deny women the right of abortion because of him.

Damn, that's cold son.

What, they too lazy to put up fake profiles on OKCupid like the rest of us?

Giant sloth? You sick fuck.

Jizz apples!

Well, I hope she's there until after the UK tour, anyway. There's too many great performers that have already been shoved up to wasted on regular TV that won't be coming over here.

Being awkward around girls, crying at the gravestone of his parents, forming a strong friendship with school-chum Ernst Blofeld which will definitely not turn sour ever …

Hm. Upcoming is the Assassin's Creed film …

Next year she'll be fellating someone, anyone, everyone, to try to regain some of that sweet, sweet attention.

The observa ory.