God dammit, the posts are getting deleted quicker than I can reply! All I wanted to write was,

Cosy … if you're Hannibal Lecter!

"I agree completely with this Horowitz fellow."
-Hollywood Hulk Hogan

It was all those paved walkways running down to the harbour! Elba was just too street!

He definitely had a way with women in terry-towelling.

Don't know if I'm looking forward to an 18-year-old Bond, though.

The suaverts are off the scale!

Plastic ties, knives, barrels, caustic soda …

He's back! Back once again for the renegade master!

In 1996.

Of course, we could film a sequence in Africa, get this chap to throw spears or something at our hero.

Apropos of nothing, when you look at his filmography, Fassbender has awful taste when it comes to picking films.

Karl Urban IS Judge Pope.

I'm seeing double! Sixteen Pope Urbans!

But who in the hell is Jessica Elba?

Oh. That's not good at all.

I'm still hoping for Clive Owen, and he's 50.

Also Star Wars. Honestly, those rebels were all jerks.

It's my pet name for my girlfriend.

Something about the 14-year-old daughter of some minor celebrity "showing off her curves" on a beach somewhere?