So true. Unless it's from Fife.

But what? BUT WHAT??!!??

Lots of lovli lakes to view whilst spending your time in Buttfukking, with all the local buttfukkers. Scenic and friendly!

Yeah, well, we've all slept with your wife!

There's no buttfukking here!

Jessica Alba is definitely not too street for anything.

James Bond's entire character could be replaced with a terrible accent and a squeezebox.

Did I say "suave"? Sorry, I meant "white".

The A.V. Club

No-one needs to be reminded what they searched for five years ago when they were drunk and horny.

Because Google couldn't stop "searching" for the babysitter, Billy.

You think that about everything, though.

All internet property is theft, anyway.

Save me! And my banjo! And Fry I guess!

Take a look at the 27 page design brief created for the Pepsi logo, featuring "Pepsi Energy Fields". It seemed so idiotic it couldn't be a fake.

Also, not enough Bayley to be huggable.

A grassy knoll?

It took me 45 minutes to update my profile picture.

I shot the serif. But I did not shoot the diacritic.

No-one else will!