Eh. Two characters getting lost even though they have a real-time map projected into the HUD of their helmets. The biologist leaving specifically because he doesn't like the dead aliens they've just discovered suddenly deciding to pet a live alien exhibiting threat behaviour.

They took the horrific subtext of penetration and rebirth of the original film, and made OH HAI NAOMI RAPACE'S ENTIRE CHARACTER IS SHE CAN'T HAVE KIDS AND NOW SHE'S PREGNANT WITH AN ALIEN DO YOU GET IT? Because we're all stupid.

It's almost if they were going for the old switcheroo - we should expect the Engineer to restore him to youth; but then, twist! He just dies.

Ridley Scott doesn't care about Goo people. Or coherent plots for that matter.

It's not healthy to hate, or even hatze, internet strangers.

Please stop "dubsmashing" all over my lawn.

I just assumed that of course Hannibal survived because he's the Devil himself.

… is that Donald Trump's limo?

That's the huckleberry!

Well, I have a slightly better haircut.

This sounds a bit like that cheesy b-movie where a group of people are safe yet isolated from nuclear winter in a valley - except that has a weird-ass gorilla-suit mutant with three eyes. I can never remember the name of it.

That's strange. I thought the event was a super eruption, for example the Yellowstone Caldera suddenly erupting.

That's why a probe returning from Venus brought back the infection!

It's something called "Sicilian Braille".

I can only imagine how they would get on with Aberdonian, if they can't get Weegie.

Hentai body pillow.

Don't really know what that has to do with my point, but whatevs.

Fuckin' hell.

Jesus, calm down.

In-bred. Mustn't forget that part.