DAVE COUL - D'OH!

Fungal infection?

Funge off!

Haven't we all?

Break it down, baby.

Can we keep "haterz"? The z makes it cool.

Day Of The Triffids needs a remake. Make that with an all female cast! It's be great. Ghostbusters? Niet.

It wasn't a theory, it was a joke; so relax, Francis.

Are we still allowed to dislike this as it's completely unnecessary, though?

That lad's got a face like an arse …

Buggery fuck!

YUHH BUHHH!

A film about killer robots collating the tax status of medieval landowners? SOLD

I'm not disappointed with you. I'm just angry.

I hate myself for immediately thinking "bukkake deflector". And I hate myself even more for typing this out. And laughing whilst doing so. I'm awful.

On the bright side, they won't have had time to throw away your monogrammed bath towels or that scented soap you really like.

$10 million? Have you seen the price of cocaine these days?!?

Here's five Yuan. Go see a Terminator.

So it will make more sense to film the sequels in China, in Mandarin. Actually, they can have the whole thing and leave us all out of it.

But he's a foxcatcher! It says so right on his fleece!