titanarum--disqus
titan arum
titanarum--disqus

Dammit!

Talk about a Mission … uh. Wait. I had something for this. Unfloodable?

Ghost Protocol! God, everyone's getting them confused here!

Hey, inbreeding is an essential part of all aristocratic European families.

Let's just agree you're both wrong, then.

All at the behest of Michelle Monaghan, who just wants to find out if they're still married or not.

C'est bof.

She's 30! It's all that youth-enhancing wine.

Say "Hi" to Spider-Man 2099 for me! He's cool.

Just give it until about three weeks after it's released; we'll all have forgotten it by then.

She deserves her own spin-off film - but, you know, women.

She is good Aryan stock.

Titty Ryde, surely.

With that amount of names you know she must be loaded. Only rich people can be so cavalier with such a limited commodity!

The Seydoux are big in fish. Well, tuna. Actually she is tuna.

I love how Paula Patton wasn't in Rogue Nation, but all the male characters returned, because, y'know, can't have more than one female protagonist per film - it gets confusing!

Boom! Here's a check.

You're so right.

Hoh Hoh, mon shereee, she ees beeutiful, non?

She shoots LaFleur! I mean Sawyer!