Rich people always have beautiful children. Money enriches the genes. Also wikipedia says her mother is a full on rapist, so that can't hurt!

Do they have a golf course though? You could be in the rough in Muff.

I think you mean wahffer.

Pointing out that people are cheating hypocrites isn't slut-shaming.

And that's why the app creators are now gazillionaires! Probably.

"PPVs are where the feuds go to die rather than get paid off. That means that, more and more often, WWE uses the following episode of Raw, especially one following a “major” PPV, to get the stories moving again."

You've watched Coming To America, I'm sure …

He tried to exercise himself to death!

"Yeah, sure … whatever." - George Lucas

THAT'S WHAT THE BUTLER'S FOR

Just wait until those t-shirt sales start to falter …

I think he should put on the batsuit by the end of this season. I've always wanted to see a twelve year old batman. They did Superboy, why never a Batboy comic?

Guy Pearce in old-man make-up!

The Moffman Prophecies

I thought I recognised that foul stench …

They should stick to something safe like bringing dinosaurs back to life!

I would really rather you don't, thanks. No uncanny Cushing, Sir.

Don't drink and text; that's the real killer.

Number 2 is why no-ones killed John Cena yet, too.

"I won't kill you, but I will let Catwoman kill you with the machine guns on my motorcycle. Oh, and I'll also let the cannons on the batmobile shoot the living shit out of you. But you know, whatevs."