Garlic jam? Excuse me?

That’s why Switzerland is “neutral” and rich as hell: its banks accept everyone’s money: drug barons, the mob, dictators, oligarchs, etc.

Not to get all out there, but that’s some pure capitalist shit right there. It allows people to get that money by any means possible, no matter who they step on, because who knows what is right or wrong, amiright?

I blame Betsy Devos for this.

Tip: When you see that “/s” that means “sarcasm” as in the comment is meant to be sarcastic and not to be taken seriously.

I get that this works for you in dealing with living people. What exactly is the value of “Hitler was a good painter” thought exercise?

That gif might get me pregnant

Edginess for the sake of edginess = “I’m terribly afraid of people thinking that I’m average”

See this is what I was talking about in the other post. Now people are presenting receipts of her Applied Hotepery and the needle on my I Don’t Fuck with You meter keeps ticking further to the right.

I’m still surprised how many “famous” black flat earthers their are. Like how does it not bother you that you share an idealogy with people who also think Obama is a secret kenyan muslim looking to bring sharia law to America?

This. Even making the unbelievable concession of ignoring his greater historical legacy, he was a crappy artist - his works failed basic rules of good composition and he had nowhere near enough talent to justify it as something new.

It isn’t that far from the philosophy of “there is no objective good and evil in this world, only different perspectives.”

I love this so much. It’s exhausting dealing with people like this. Who have to be on the “other” side of any popular opinion ALL. THE. TIME. And they think it’s cool. One of the funniest and most accurate sayings I’ve seen on Twitter lately is:

Also, there were very fine people on both sides... on both sides.

Also, Hitler DID kill Hitler, so that’s something.

a sentient swahili fortune cookie sir. scatter my ashes in the atlantic please.

I make the BEST tomato jam. It has a spicy kick.

Dude! Thin sliced tomato and crispy as hell bacon, thick slab of Sourdough and cheddar, grilled to perfection. We are talking Heaven right there!

 you’re bugging..add bacon. pure heaven!

I think I could do with being a goatherd these days. Just focus on getting my goats through the day, and not dealing with Trump and his constant stream of idiocy and assault on basic decency. Goats probably better behaved than Trump too.