For some reason I think this clown may not have insurance. Or a drivers license.

Because I don’t care about the opinions of a bunch of kids who have never driven anything faster than their mom’s old 4 cylinder Accords. Nobody has any business driving one of these cars at even 9/10s of its capability on public roads. And I’m old enough and wise enough to know that. So if you want to think less of…

We’re gonna build a wall to keep our ponies in and Neverland Ranch is gonna pay for it.

This is pretty standard. It’s to ensure the kid doesn’t just just laze around for the rest of their life. Waiting till 25 makes it more likely they’ll finish college and maybe get a job or find something to do with their life other than live off their father’s money.

Because 15-year-olds shouldn’t have 12 million dollars.

#NeverForget