You gave a disappointing performance, so I reprioritized you.

Or so many of both that I’ve lost perspective. You are my rock bottom; the branch that I try to catch before I hit the ground.

Tell us more of your theories about sports cars and vaginas.

Or you’ll turn off your stability control and crash into a telephone pole?

You seem upset. Do you get upset often while behind the wheel?

As a person who understands that the sports car is all about reckless endangerment on public roads, perhaps you’d care to share with a few practical examples of your wisdom. Please be sure to include times and places.

When you move out of subsidized housing and into the 1%, you’ll be able to show us by doing donuts on our front lawns in a burning Ferrari.

Tell us again about your racing exploits on public roads. Any close calls? Ever tried to commit an act of vehicular homicide? Don’t worry, we won’t tell.

Somebody should forward your forum posts to your insurance company. I’d laugh my ass off if you had to get a second mortgage just to be able to drive to work.

And the Big Pony Cartel. Or should I call them horses?

Based on what my female friends have told me, this is absolutely and unfortunately true.

Can we watch her fuck a crucifix while vomiting green pea soup and spewing racist invectives if this happens?

During the Great Depression, people would pull the engines out of their vehicles and put a horse between the frame forks. They were called Hoover Wagons in the US and Bennett Buggies in Canada.

He lives in that car. He gets better cable reception with the wipers up like antlers.

If I saw that the wipers up like that with an otherwise blue sky and almost no snow on the ground, the first thing I’d do is hit the weather network to see if he knows something I don’t.

The rubber blades also deform after having been frozen to a windshield a few times, making the blades worthless for anything but smearing dirty slushy snow and salt over the screen.

WoW was a really fun game for a time. I certainly feel nostalgic for the experiences I had from vanilla to MoP, particularly heroic raiding and soloing current tier raid bosses with my Blood DK, but it needs a ground-up rethink at this point.

Looks like Anywhere, Pandaria.