I am currently being forced to answer phones all day at work, and this happened a couple of weeks ago:

Damn you, autocorrect: “DC cops”

It’s a legit concern. I just signed up and you have to promise to only participate non-violently (then again, it’s a checkbox on a website). Please send best wishes for those that go that we don’t get beaten, attacked, or mowed down by cars.

While Melini Stamp of the Working Families Party, an endorsing organization, declined to comment on an occupation-type event, she did say that this will likely have a “very different look and feel” than the Occupy Movement did.

You can join at any point for as much or as little time as you wish. This isn’t a marathon you must begin and finish. It is an organic outpouring of love.

While the march itself sounds like a great idea the occupation at the end could be worrying. I still remember the footage from when Occupy movements were evicted in normal times so I can’t imagine how trigger-happy cops will be now under Trump, who’s just proven he will overturn any criminal trial against law…

How many people can afford to take that many days off work? I don’t know why that was my first thought, but would that have an effect on the number of people who participate?

Louise has kind of a Real Housewife face.

Yeah, I think the bride/groom made an informed decision, but I feel bad for the innocent bystanders. Can you imagine, you’re already dreading going to your shitty conservative cousin’s wedding because when her Facebook isn’t MAGA it’s a fucking wedding countdown clock, and all you’re looking forward to is the open…

Kids be ruining vaginas, SP. get with the program. Haven’t you ever seen Taken?

My cousin and his wife use Blue Apron fairly frequently. Of course, he is an ER physician and she is a general surgeon (both in NYC), so the last thing they want to do with the little time that they have off of work and together is go grocery shopping.

Also, I’m pretty sure that Blue Apron costs less per person than…

Damn, you can’t view the content unless you are logged in! I wonder what riveting content she posts...

And prayer books for whatever religion she’s practicing this month.

There’s a probably-going-to-be-upscale hotel going up across the street from my office. I fully expect that we’re going to be dealing with this once it opens in a few months. I’m thinking we will be going the insult route: make up some big Olympics-style score cards in posterboard and give very low scores.

Guess I’m weird, cause the first thing I do when I check in (folks, I’m not staying in four star view of the Eiffel Towel type joints, just your regular run of the mill Marriotts with a view of the parking lot, grassy knoll) is close the blinds.

Next up — Walleye HucksterBee. Not because she’d cuss Kelly out but he knows WH needs must have better than such a bumblefuck liar. Funny thing is that Kelly will come in a return a good part of WH staff back to experienced professionals and the Donald will bristle at being surrounded by folks he doesn’t know or…

yeah, no. I wish people would stop going to the, “This guy did something that irked Trump, ergo he is our new hero!” line.

I think in the case of The Mooch his absence is probably preferable

Jesus Christ. My ex missed the birth of our daughter because he was stuck in an airport in Ireland, en route from Afghanistan. That is a perfectly honorable and respectful reason to miss the birth of your child. Being absent due to service to the objectively worse US president, in terms of competency and pretty much…