Yeah, you need to read up on the whole lynching thing a little bit.

Falsely accused black men and boys, actual catcallers and abusive men... tomato, to-mah-to, amirite?

No amount of money in the world could fix that... but damn, do I wish there were a vaccine for that shit. Maybe something which causes sudden and total muscle weakness whenever anger and other associated emotions act up in the brain. Then, the offending asshole would just crumple to the floor and be all limp, like a…

And unsurprisingly, not damned penny piece was spent on soap. Grimy little wife-beating motherfucker.

No, he seems to have the original two.

 THIS is how you get off Marine and Air Force One, okay? Just sayin’. Never Forget.

Melania’s body language = push me pull you.

Bunker’s under the

Still better than being Eric.

Ever since he touched the orb his arms been getting longer

There is nothing I can say that wouldn’t get censored.

But what about Melanias lover from Tiffanies???

The hand-holding in the top pic is so strange. Looks like Melania is trying to hold her bag with both hands as a ploy to avoid holding his, but 45 is trying to somehow loop his hand into her clasped ones.

I suspect he’s indeed an expert, in comforting his upset mother.

Does Barron’s t-shirt indicate he has been offered a position as advisor?

No way he’s not stewing like a kettle full of shit, he’s becoming fouler by the minute...and that first tweet is going to be bigly:
“FUCK YOU AMERICA. I’m the President!”*
*deleted twenty minutes later

Actual footage of his staff keeping his phone from him

I wish people would leave him alone on this. That wasn’t a situation where asking for a hug made sense, and it’s always okay for someone to turn down a hug even if it is one where hugs are normally given. It’s also fine that he doesn’t know who Kesha is. They’re not even in similar fields of entertainment.

He’s had an appropriately warm Wellington welcome today though

Ooohh, can we put him right where that enormous crack is in the ice? If he doesn’t believe in global warming, I think a dip in the coldest of oceans would do him good!