I am very stoned and this is excellent

I came here and didn’t see color.

I’m sorry for that little fella, and now for his family. I couldn’t have attended, or even written this story. Reading it was brutal but.. that child lived his last moments in a way we’ll never understand. And then they killed him. There’s no understanding, no analysis, no study, and no punishment that can bring him…

That’s white privilege right there. Personally I don’t fuck around in foreign countries because I know the embassy isn’t sending anyone to get my black ass out of jail.

Tip to racist Trump-loving guy: next time you want to pull this shit, try it inside the U.S. I don’t think the Chinese prison system will be quite so impressed by your hypothetical rights of due process.

I feel like this dude was trying to provoke a reaction, hoping to get removed fromthe plane violently so he could gt a payout.

Well, I just checked with my mother, and it appears “being a knuckle-dragging, ignorant redneck asshole” is not one of the recognised side effects of diabetes…

Thing is, she is, by definition, a matron. A young and attractive one, but it’s her role and she’s playing it.

Yeah, as a parent of young children about the same age as Kate’s, that is the shortest hemline I’ll wear if I’m going to be around them, because it allows me to bend down to deal with them without flashing everybody. So that part of it makes sense to me.

I love it— I think she looks unbelievable! Soft, elegant, vintage-inspired, expensive. Kate has a very straight-up-and-down figure and that neckline + peplum combo is perfection.

*shrugs* I think she looks very pretty and that small-busted women can wear much more dramatic necklines while still looking demure than us chestier gals can. (Also lol I am Catholic too, and everything raises eyebrows with that certain type of busybody tut-tting elder, good grief! :p)

I’m not an old lady (used to wear sexy numbers all the time and still show cleavage) and I think the vintage look is lovely. Apparently we are in the minority.

I like to too. The colour and the WWII vibe.

What’s giving me diarrhea is that I no longer think political experience could beat cray-cray in the next election. Because we have entered the President Camacho period of American history.

It is very very pretty (it’s custom McQueen if anyone is curious). I love how demure and appropriate is deemed “old lady.” She’s the Duchess of Cambridge at her sister’s daytime wedding yet some people would still rather see her in, IDK, a sequined cocktail dress at 11 a.m. Would that we all be old ladies who look…

Dear America,

Me, I’m partial to someone with a keen understanding of how our government functions and prior experience, but I’ve always been an odd duck.

Dwayne, a half full tube of toothpaste could beat donald trump right now. Let’s not get hasty.

I never noticed before, in that clip above, that Trump fucking blows Comey a kiss. Jesus Christ, this man’s depth of sheer asshole-ness is immeasurable.