The worst people always think they are the most important.

Sure, sure. Look for “important journalism” on a pop culture website. You self-important judgmental piece of shit.

Slow clap for auto-resurrection. 

What’s in the box?

It’s fun to watch people slowly go mad.

Apropos of completely nothing, the ancient Greeks idolised and venerated pederasty.

I want this cross-stitched and framed.

“Daddy, why do we celebrate Keanumas”

You need to be more Gallant and less Goofus.

when your tinder picture has a death-toll, maybe it’s time to rethink getting that picture

It’s weird to realize that Mount Everest is now basically a fantasy camp so your 60-year-old orthodontist can have a great Instagram photo.

“The Death Zone” is what we now call the period from 1/20/2017 to present.

I’m not sure about the relative quality of the Nepalese judicial system, but I’m guessing even there you can’t sue a mountain.

They moved the artisanal oxygen to aisle 4, next to the quinoa

It’s been a while since I read Into Thin Air but Krakauer was talking about how dangerous the line was back when he did his climb and I think that was less than 10 people (if I’m remembering correctly, it definitely wasn’t as extreme as the picture).

If only there'd been a massively popular novel written in like 1997 describing fatal lag jams caused by inexperienced climbers paying negligent guide companies to summit that could warn the good doctor....

He died doing what he loved: experiencing hypothermia and pulmonary edema, confused, unable to breathe, feeling his pulse plummeting, and falling down in a place where his body may never be recovered. But on the other hand, he did put a lot of other people’s lives at risk in the process. So there’s that. 

I will leave a grocery store if the lines are too long.

Stepping around dead bodies to summit a mountain... good times