*mic drop*

Bless.

Oh honey I hear you. I had 8 months of morning sickness, gestational diabetes, thyroid malfunctions, and iron deficiencies leading to blackouts, with BOTH of my babies. I remember the point where you’re just like “GET OUT BABY!!” And then there will come a magical time when you can once again sleep on your back, run…

This is damn good kinja right here.

“establishing Ranked Choice Voting, a system that enables voters to rank their choices, knowing that if their first choice loses, their vote is automatically reassigned to their second choice;”

If that universe also voted against Brexit, can I move there please?

“Christianity 3.5" is making me want to say LOL and 😂, even though I’m morally opposed to saying LOL or using the stupid 😂 emoji. Bravo!

Oh well that’s a relief. I was worried that this could have disastrous effects but sounds like it will lead to some very neat solutions.

I think... state dinners and anything that requires beautiful outfits and schmoozing, yes. But as to having campaigns or education schemes of her own? Nope. I doubt it’s in her contract.

*VOMIT* I’m on a mission to see how long I can go without hearing any speeches or interviews by Trump and now you have me picturing his SPERM. Ew GROSSOUT!

You said it all.

I’ve been hearing the Benny Hill theme song myself.

Are we sure he even has a heart??

Change your number change your number change your number!! You don’t need that angst in your life. I’m glad you’re not living with her anymore.

Ex-friend though, right?

That was really enjoyable to read!

Starring for shitgibbons. My new favourite word!

I get you. As an immigrant living in the UK, after the Brexit vote I felt vulnerable and afraid. I think the only thing that keeps me going out in public is remembering that a) lots of people DIDNT vote for the racist choice, b) lots of people voted for the racist choice for reasons other than race (fucking protest…

Firing people is his signature move.

Fucking YES. You said it all.