God Stu I don’t even live in America and I’m having nightmares about this too.

Everyone does.

I’m glad you made it out. Thank you for speaking up about this too, you are a brave spirit!

Three months?? But I thought your election was next week? Guys your politics confuses me!

Good reflexes mom!! Haha this made me spit out my tea I was laughing so much!

Glad to hear it! Please have a really long lovely slothful sleep in on my behalf!!

I’ve never seen a comment in the black without a single star before.

Well we obviously won’t be turning in to Channel 4. I mean, maybe just every now and then to confirm how rubbish it is though.

That sounds like a good plan. Good luck! We’re done having babies now and *finally* can stop looking at calendars to schedule sex. What a relief! I hope all these responses help you know that you’re not alone in this. In the meantime, go out for brunch, see movies, stay up late, go out dancing, enjoy your me time. Not…

I just kind of don’t like them because they’re rich and good looking and have impeccably posed Instagram moments and I’m damn JEALOUS!

I’m with you. It took me over a year to fall preggers with each of my babies and i’ll never forget an acquaintance (not even a good friend!) telling me she was on the pill and her husb was wearing a confirm when they conceived BOTH of their children. I was like, WTF?? I was tracking every damn period for years, taking…

OOH that royal smoulder. *shiver*

Yup I rewatched The Bodyguard this week and everyone has 90s teeth.

There’s a skateboarding dog and that wasn’t your headline???

Oh my GOD. Actually... speechless.

You don’t know his life.

The thing is, they’re both jerks. #teamnoone

Thank you for saying this.

This is not real. This cannot be real. None of this is possibly real.

Two emergency csections here. You can ask for a “gentle” section apparently, where you get delayed cord clamping and skin to skin afterwards, but I wasn’t a good candidate for those because the surgeons were busy making sure I was still alive. Yes there are things that would be wonderful to do (I see those amazing…