Your hat is safe.

Totes awks.

This is bloody good kinja right here.

It’s a hard prejudice to shake. Similarly I always thought people in abusive relationships must be idiots until one day I realised that I’d wound up in one.

This is good kinja. (We are still on kinja, right?)

100% justified! I was preggers in winter and jerks would leave their coat on the seat next to them so nobody would sit there. I just sat on the coats. It was that or pass out. It was always men.

Well that's crossing a serious line! Who's want to be friends with a cheater?!

I’m sad to think what this says about me, but that has happened on my timeline often enough that I have a policy of how to deal with it! Step 1: comment with “Gross! I didn’t want to see that!” Step 2: unfriend, firmly. Step 3: be revolted all day long. And repeat.

I would like Oprahs next book club book to be by a cat please.

Hahaha “the rap”!! I love this, so accurate. I will only ever refer to ‘the rap’ from now on.

“I think there’s a huge white space in the market for luxurious ready-to-wear at a direct-to-consumer price,” I love that Gwyneth talks like this. I think it’s calculated to let us feel that’s she’s an expert, and that we could be too. But it’s word salad and overly verbose. Everything I love/hate most about Goop…

As a middle aged woman with a child, my GOD this terrifies me.

I’m vanilla. But you know what, I love vanilla and I won't be shamed about it. You know when you buy the actual vanilla beans and make really beautiful vanilla cupcakes and they’re so sweet and tasty? I’ll take vanilla any day.

But possibly quite accurate.

You are a hero Stu. I had HG twice and it's no walk in the park. Kudos mama.

I wanted SO MANY babies. I had 8 months and 2 weeks of morning sickness with my first. My doctor said “Sonce we don’t know what caused it, it might not happen again!” It happened again. I had had my very last vom 2 seconds before my second baby was pulled out the sunroof. Shop is shut now. There’s only so much vomming…

They’ve all come over from Gawker. Since it shut, the comments here have been getting more confrontational and there’s WAY more mainsplaining. I wish they’d just remember they don’t like women and find somewhere else to comment.

This is such a good point. I OFTEN feel very morally superior to people who I see smoking, until I remind myself with a mental slap that I have a horrifying sugar addiction and can’t lose weight because I won’t stop eating chocolate. Addiction is addiction!

I am so sorry that happened to you. A similar situation occurred in my mothers family when she was a child, and her family fell apart, they only found out why about thirty years after it all happened. I really hope you and your family have been able to deal with things better than my family did.

This is revolting. Absolutely revolting.