Cheers for pop stars being open about their mental health! I am giving 👍🏾👍🏾to Biebs and Britney right now. It’s still hard for me to talk openly and honestly about my stints in rehab and with therapy.

Good on Britney, good on Justin.

One year when I was a young kid my dad, being an early riser, came pounding on our bedroom door saying we were going to be late for the bus. We all freaked out and ran downstairs. It was Saturday, April 1, and he had made pancakes. How is this hard, internet dipshits?

I don't get what she's trying to say with that Rosa Parks reference

We live in the most extra of timelines.

If her parents told her she had to take the photos and had to go to college what was she supposed to do? Pack a bag and leave? I don’t know how much of her own money she had or if she was underage at the time this was occurring but it would take a really brave/really principled person just to leave behind their whole…

If your kid tells you they don’t want to go to college, believe them. That’s the one branch of education that should never be forced on someone, especially when they demonstrate zero academic aptitude. College isn’t for everyone, and people are allowed to change their minds later in life. I myself, am a much better…

lol i can’t believe i just pretended my kids only eat these muffins in moderation. 

As a kid that hit middle school a year after this album came out, Jagged Little Pill felt like the first time I had permission to be ANGRY or disgruntled.

Marchioness of Cholmondeley

Oh weird. Geri isn’t psyched that Mel B outed her and shared private information with fucking Piers Morgan and several million other people? 

Get your god damned reality out of here and stop ruining my fantasy.

I enjoy how one of the articles promoted in the banner is about Monica Lewinsky on Last Week Tonight, talking about how painful the media pile-on was when she was a young woman.  And then it seems like every other subsequent article is a pile-on of Olivia Jade, Paris Jackson, ect. Good stuff, great self-awareness…

Losing money: A hallmark of an authentic college experience.

RIP, Mr Perry. Alongside Jordan Catalano and Spike, you leaned on the 90's highschool locker hallway of my heart with the best of them.

Honestly IME adults are the fucking worst. The worst flights I’ve spent have always involved entitled asshole adults being rude and annoying. And adults seem to be the ones that start fights after being asked to stop doing something, I’ve never had a 7 year old curse me out or threaten me for asking them to put their…

Thank you. I promise to not let my children kick your seat or scream in your ear and I promise to change their diapers only where appropriate and do what I can to reduce the chaos but for the love of god, don’t expect me or anyone else to not have children or for them not to do the shit children do (giggle, talk too…

Another way to tell that this is a Jezebel article is that you are currently on the website jezebel dot com. 

I LOVE Melissa McCarthy's silk cape-pantsuit look. Fabulous!

AMY POEHLER!  Those pants and that hair!  I am feeling it.