tiredfeet
Tired Feet
tiredfeet

I eagerly await using the ‘mute’ button judiciously on my FB newsfeed. Thanks, white male relatives!

I hope someone cracks this case, and cracks it soon.

I’ve got my first counselling appointment this Monday lunchtime, hopefully it won't be as awkward as I'm worried it will be. 

Dementia is monstrous, and everything is terrible. Much love and support to O’Connor and her family. 

I’m just so disappointed that this article didn’t begin “Avril Lavigne isn’t dead--she’s born again.” It was RIGHT THERE! 

Yeah I was like uhhh I also usually only take my coat off once I’m inside if conditions outside require use of said coat...

She wore a spacious coat–spacious enough to conceal a snack pack of samosas or a baby, either of which would be a perfectly credible explanation–to Princess Eugenie’s wedding yesterday and took it off only after entering the church.

The real question is, will there be s’mores?

Phew. I would have been so embarrassed. Thanks for the warning. 

Not all of us recognize ourselves in Kiera Knightley’s birth story. I certainly don't. And I believe she could have made the point she was trying to get across without dragging Kate Middleton into it

Holy shit, that’s a good handle.  Star for that alone.

I like your attitude.

I know things are absolutely awful right now, so here’s something to cheer you all up, even just a tiny bit:

BaeArthur to Orin Hatch: Fuck you.

Her name is “Saga”! It doesn’t get much more apt than that.

Her name is Saga? Holy shit... Ragnarok, here we come.

Jezebel, please don’t participate in the paparazzi STALKING OF WOMEN AND CHILDREN. Please remove this post and respect Cardi’s privacy. Also, you misspelled her name in the article.

This is creepy. Can we not promote aggressive long-range paparazzi photos of infants and respect families’ wishes to allow their children private lives until they consent to being public figures?

Edit: and if anyone tries the old “they’re celebrities, they signed up for this” excuse you’ll be dismissed into the pits

She hasn’t even spoken for a full minute and I’m in tears.