Yo what community college is paying english teachers $100,000?  

I was going to write a long comment about how the plaintiffs in Supreme Court cases are often not the ideal people you’d pick to be test cases, and that it’s frustrating that the people and the principles get conflated.

“Tommy is a loving husband and father.”

A generation of internet cats is passing. Honestly, when Maru goes, i might take a personal day. 

One, Two, Three Princesses here before me, that’s what I said now.

Obviously Ronan Farrow has led an extremely privileged life but this game of never good enough is just stupid. Women have been asking men to do work on these issues for years and here is a man, doing the work, and he gets shit on for what? Having feelings about it? God it pisses me off. 

Probably the one where a brother & a sister go to a creepy toy factory that’s run by ZOMG ALIENS!! and he thinks he’s saving her from the aliens but in a TWIST his sister is actually an alien and that was her family coming to take her back home and at the end she has a blank face JUST LIKE THEM

All of these “I love my vape” articles read like a parent using reverse psychology to keep their kids from smoking them.

“Hey honey, aren’t these vape pens dope and fresh? They’re really in fleek right? Do you guys still say fleek? Vape pens are in fleek.”

It’s working. I’ve never wanted to vape less.

Vaping is insanely stupid. We were so close to finishing off cigarette addiction here in the USA and then bam, out comes a new gimmick to keep you smoking. You are truly pathetic if you champion vaping. 

Yes. Create a board called “Im breaking up with you” and you just pin links to things like “best solo adventures”

I promise you as a grown ass 50 year old if I had that kind of money, I’d have an extensive library, a museum worthy art collection and a giant fucking popcorn machine that produced hot, fresh any flavored popcorn at the press of a button, next to the 50 flavors ice cream machine. I  have no feelings for Bieber but I…

the only cruise i would ever do is a viking river cruise. this is because their ads before PBS Masterpiece always made me want to be an elegant retiree gliding along the rhone with my aging but still dashing lawyer husband while taking in the sights of ancient europe, but also because it’s a river so if the boat…

Well, looks like we found the radical leftist...

On first glance at that top photo of Warren, I read the banner as “Unicorns For All”, which is a platform I could get behind.

I got a real spicy take over here: I think the president tweets too much. 

May he have a speedy recovery. I wish him the best.

About 13 years ago I was a smoker looking to quit. E-cigs seemed like a way for me to have the physical sensation of smoking which I missed with nicotine gum or a patch. At that time e-cigs came in graduated nicotine levels INCLUDING ZERO NICOTINE. The fact that Juul refuses to offer a zero nicotine product says to…

I know, right?  When E. coli in spinach makes a lot of people sick, it’s usual to pull it from the shelves for a while and recall whole batches.  And you don’t see a bunch of bloggers going, “Stop the spinach panic! I have been eating spinach for six years and I’m fine.”

Ok, but as someone who works in pharma, specifically in the drug development side of things, this is a pretty standard response to unexplained deaths and serious adverse events directly linked to a product. Just because vaping is cool* doesn’t mean that industry caution should be thrown out of the window at the…

“I have been Juuling for years . . . Common sense would dictate that if vaping were so dangerous that we all need to stop vaping immediately, that people would have fallen sick before this summer.”