Right? I have a three year old. She was in diapers for 2 years. I can count on one hand the number of times I had poop on my hands. And while we’re at it, I don’t get all the memes that imply mom’s are covered in spit up and milk and poop all the time. I literally never got her poop on any shirt.

And honestly? This isn’t the part of raising a kid that truly matters other than is it done. Its not the extensive bonding experience that feeding etc is.

I don’t ever remember poop on/under nails being a big issue with changing my kids either. The issues were usually more of the “How the hell did I get poop all down my forearm? Wait, why is it on my shirt?!? That part of my shirt wasn’t anywhere near the table (and is on the other side of my body from the forearm in…

I have said it before, but I will say it again. I think that Kim is a great mom. I also think that Khloe knows what she is doing, and I wish that all that people could criticize about me as a mom were my nails (which are short and ugly).

Wouldn’t it be just as hard, if not harder, to get poop out from under short nails?

Nanny here. I have very long fake nails and do just fine, thanks. Have never scratched a baby.

??? I was a nanny for a long time and I have always had long nails. You just...wash your hands and use a brush under your nails real quick? Also...if you’re doing it right you don’t necessarily get poop on your hands...?? That’s what wipes are for? Maybe she wears gloves?? Who cares??! Sorry for all the question marks…

Ah yes, one of our culture’s #1 favorite pastimes: mommy judging. Mixed with Kardashian hate and it’s got to be irresistible.

You can change diapers with long nails if you want to though. People just like the idea of shitting on someone for possibly having a nanny who changes all the diapers.

My impossible fantasy is a brick phone that can also run Google Maps

YES. I found my old Nokia while cleaning out some boxes and the goddamn thing STILL TURNED ON. I haven’t used it in 4 years!

If you get in on the indiegogo campaign now, it’s $250. Which, yeah, that’s a lot.

I would give my left nut to have that original Nokia brick back. Those fuckers were good phones.

No shade intended, but isn’t “to save the day” the job of pretty much every lead in a movie? Not sure why Matt Damon is singled out here- should be the producers/directors/writers only funding/hiring/writing wypipo as leads. I mean, Damon can suck it as far as I’m concerned, but thinking the criticism should be shared…

When I was in grade 7 back in the early 80s, I did a book report on Wifey, just to be a brat because I hated my teacher.

Alicia’s son looks like a little Alicia clone!!!

Please look at these photos of Meghan, Harry, and Kate staring down Williamat the “first annual Royal Foundation Forum.”

Is it Dunkleman time again!?!?

Holy COW Alicia Silverstone’s son looks just like her.

Alicia Silverstone had what might be the best response to a divorce.