There’s not a chance in hell that he’ll be there. I don’t believe they’d take the risk of (2) happening on camera. I’m shocked that HE would risk it.

1. Curious if by Sunday, E will find it viable to have Seacrest on the red carpet.

Diana was shocked to see Camilla at her wedding because she was Charle’s *current mistress* not ex. Charles screwed Camilla the night before his wedding— hardly ex territory.

I’m not pregnant either in case anyone is wondering.

Can I both believe her and at the same time never in a million years think Ryan Seacrest would want his penis near a woman?

Yep. Sesame Street was a great watch.

Could anyone who wants to condescendingly (or harassingly) tell Kevin Smith to lose some weight take a look at this please? Jesus, fat and former-fat people can’t fucking win. >:(

THIS IS A NEUTRAL COMMENT, FREE OF CONFLICT AND OPINION.

Oh look, I finally relate to a Kardashian! Right there with you Khloe. April can not come fast enough.

Kevin Smith is just a year older than I am!

Yeah, people like to bash him here on Jezebel, but he was one of the first modern male directors to acknowledge that men were hypocritical assholes for judging women’s sexuality.

The Kevin Smith Heart attack is terrifying. It feels like we came of age together. I lost interest in his movies years ago, but he seems like a good dude.

George of the Jungle. It’s a stupid movie but I love it. It always makes happy when I watch it. And good LORD it may be his hottest movie too.

Pffffttt. George of the Jungle, obviously. I mean!!

Erroneous.

I want Brendan Fraser to be okay and in movies again. (So long as he has been and remains a good person or tries to account for past mistakes)

That meatball looks pretty fucking bomb, tbh.

Ted obviously has never seen the episode.

Well-behaved cartoon girls rarely make history.