Becoming a parent is fucking terrifying. Seriously, I was in the delivery room going “oh hey can we just put this off like a day?” Don’t let anyone tell you how you should feel about having a baby. It’s a mind trip like nothing else

Other outlets have reported the samples tested positive for tremolite asbestos, a.k.a. The Very Bad One.

I move to nominate Gracie Lou Freebush (but unsuccessfully as I am too lazy to fight with kinja to post a gif).

My now-spouse and I were long distance for two years while dating. It sucked hard, and only ended because I finally had enough, said I was done, and ended the relationship. (48 hours later he was making plans to move to where I was. I strongly do not recommend breaking up as a way to spark commitment, though.) Like…

When this whole slew of accusations started, I thought the reaction to Lauer’s inevitable ouster would say a lot about whether or not things had actually changed. I am cautiously optimistic...

My middle school mascot was the Trojan Man.

Also cocaine is legally classified as a narcotic under the Controlled Substances Act.

I clearly remember as a kid my parents regaling me with tales of how they had to hide big gifts - a bike, I particularly remember - with the neighbors. It’s a timeless tradition!

We totally got Santa gifts and parent gifts. And, because we were a bireligious household, also Hanukkah gifts! No scarring, on any front. Kids will concoct all sorts of logic to explain Santa; it kills me that some parents freak out thinking everyone needs to work so hard at it.

This is fucking GLORIOUS.

Thirdly, why the hell did he show an ultrasound of a baby well beyond 6 weeks?

For George Washington’s sake, Timmi, your flag doesn’t even have the right number of stripes on it. WHY DO YOU HATE THE COLONIES, TIMMI?

Live your truth, tornadoslackss!

Thank you. Not that I had a ton of respect for Jeff Flake to begin with, but “Trump is terrible! I must quit.” is just the height of cowardice. Afraid you won’t get reelected? GET CAUGHT TRYING. Don’t just hand things over to the people you say you don’t want to cower to. If you’re gonna get voted out anyway, go down…

As a teenager growing up in LA, I was OBSESSED with Volcano. Thank you for sticking up for it, and now I need a double feature of Volcano and Twister this evening. Both of which I own, and will still watch every time they are on TV.

THANK YOU. I CAME HERE FOR TWISTER AND THERE WAS NO TWISTER, EVERYTHING IS INVALID EXCEPT THIS THREAD AND OUR SHOUTING.

I am very happy Elizabeth Smart is on board with this, and you could not pay me any amount of money to get me to watch it. She’s alive, we have her book and her interviews. I do not need to watch what she went through to understand.

I’m gonna need a Nancy Meyers-directed movie about Blythe Danner and her writing desk, STAT.

Thank you for the warning.

This. If I post it on Facebook and you suddenly get it, there where the fuck have you been when I’ve been talking about my experiences since, you know, puberty hit.