Fortunately, the link I posted gives you the option of finding blood drives in the future so you can sign up now for a donation 43 days from now when the blood given today expires.

In lieu of thoughts and prayers, please give blood: http://www.redcross.org/give-blood

Wait, so Ina Garten doesn’t watch Worst Cooks in America, Celebrity Edition?

2002 was a rough year, my friend. There was no Facebook, no twitter, and so many shitty movies. What else could you have done??

I know, I know, I just have to throw in Crossroads every time her name comes up. Thank you for indulging me!

Excuse me, are we all just ignoring CROSSROADS?

OK but the Family Matters reunion is the best thing about this week.

For serious, she has been open about her struggles on this and has had to watch everyone else have babies for years. I’m just gonna go ahead and be thrilled for her.

I get a slightly different sense that she’s just trying not to embarrass him on television but that she hates every word that comes out of his mouth. Either way, she clearly cannot stand him.

Joanna in that video looks 0% excited to be spending more time with Chip.

I watched this thing on mute while waiting for Star Trek to come on and it was STILL painful and irritating to watch. Read a synopsis of it this morning and was not even a little bit surprised to see I had people and their arguments pegged from facial expressions alone. I’m not sure why we’re still trying to…

I generally prefer to caboodle.

Also, saying that it matches the pink she’s wearing is, uh, wrong.

Hey remember when Cash Me Outside girl’s mom took her on Dr. Phil to be like “she’s out of control, I can’t handle her, I want the authorities to take her!”

I tried to give a damn about what’s going on in Kylie’s uterus and I’m pretty sure I blacked out for a second there, so, see you in nine months, large portions of Jezebel!

I shall from hereafter be known as NINJA TRAINING MOM.

If Sean Spicer never “knowingly” lied to the public, then I would like to line up every teacher he ever had and ask them some questions.

My God, I miss pre-solo career Gwen Stefani.

Stop the comment section, we have a winner.

Hold up. I’m supposed to have a writing style, a personal style, a hair style, a work style, AND NOW ALSO A SCHOOL DROP OFF STYLE?