I stay normal by leaving all my clothes in a giant pile on the floor as long as humanly possible, which has on more than one occasion meant buying new underwear before doing laundry and almost always means wearing my jeans for months at a time before dealing with them.

Be strong and give good stink eye, friend!

Ok but where can I send Finn Wolfhard’s parents an award for teaching him to call out theater phone users.

She looks like she is mentally giving the finger to a slew of people who have been telling her that her opinion is wrong, and I am HERE FOR IT.

Being a toddler sounds like a pretty sweet gig, tbh.

Seriously, has anyone compiled a list of literally everything the Obama administration did so we can just prep for all the other things they’re going to reverse? Are they reverting to the old limos used before Obama too? Is if possible for them to reverse the stimulus bill? Do we need to check that Bo and Sunny aren’t…

If Frankie Muniz is gonna be on DWTS, can we get a Bryan Cranston roller dance cameo????

“No offense to your colleague from Fox News,” Sarah Sanders said, “but I think I’m a little bit better informed than they are in terms of when the White House has made a decision”

As someone who looked to YM magazine for information both on how to handle my frizzy hair and also to have the guts to stand up for what I believed in, thank fucking god for teen fashion magazines that get political. We had a stream of political magazines in my house I wouldn’t have been caught dead reading as a teen,…

‘Cause I’m not paying $100 in tickets + babysitting to sit two rows behind some person who can’t stop texting or scrolling Facebook in the middle of the movie I can get On Demand three months later.

Jurassic Park remains one of my favorite movies of all time, and it cannot be overstated how important not just Ellie but also Lex were to preteen me. My friends and I used to play Jurassic Park and fight over who got to reboot the park computer. We quoted Ellie’s feminist lines all the time. We “happened to be…

Reminder that under the last iteration of this program, the Los Angeles Unified SCHOOL DISTRICT had an MRAP and grenade launchers. For use in schools.

It depends on where you live, of course, but definitely. We did your standard “event venue ballroom” (not a hotel) for our reception, in one of the country’s more expensive wedding markets, and it was way less than that, including catering. Our ceremony was at an Audubon-maintained park and the rental for that was…

Ok but if it’s Activia and Jamie Lee Curtis becomes part of her squad, I can’t be held responsible for what I do.

I was trying to recognize she might not be ready for the truth. Which is that he is a flaming douchecanoe with a neon sign that has a flickering letter and is emitting that buzz that sets your teeth on edge. But as long as she gets to acknowledge he was kiiiiiiiiiiiiiind of a massive asshat, I’ll be happy for her.

Totally, but “this feels like the right thing for me” and “I’m asking for this FOR YOU!” are very, very different conversations. Someone starting off the conversation with how it’s good for you when you didn’t ask for it is quite a warning sign.

Get it, lawyers.

Also, “he’s jumped straight to open relationship, which he feels will take pressure off of me” feels like some pretty rank gaslighting. Sounds like in about a year MVP is going to realize that her wonderful boyfriend was kiiiiiiiiiiiiind of a massive asshat.

I read this as GOOP.com and was very concerned 45 had a position on jade vaginal eggs.

“white privilege will not be a thing in our house.”