This was also our motto when I was a Girl Scout. Because the Boy Scouts kept getting lost in the woods and weren’t prepared and we judged them for it.

Literally came down here to say he forgot the “men marrying horses” talking point. Thank you for being on top of things.

Yes, of course. But I’m also past the point of saying what he should do. He isn’t going to. We are, however, facing a tangible $60,000 charge for golf carts, so that’s what I’m going to have an issue with at the moment.

Right? Of all the details here, it’s that and the $60,000 for golf carts that get me. Why is mar a lago charging for golf carts?????

100% chance there’s a haunted board game in there.

They really need to add a chapter about it to What To Expect.

One time, my parents talked me into going to a resort in the Catskills by telling me it would be like Dirty Dancing. It was not. It clearly had not been updated since the 70s, with gold furniture and shag carpet and a television with a dial. Nor had the clientele been updated since the 70s; I was pretty sure I was the…

Nothing makes you realize how crappy you eat faster than sitting down to serve your child homemade baby food while you eat leftover chicken wings and cheetos.

Aww, honey, this is too precious. Have a nice day.

Exactly. And also? Trump has a track record of still being in close contact with the people he’s fired. So his influence is really just moved to texts.

I took it that way too, as a ding at people who think they can solve racism with their wallets but not use their voice, and especially white ladies who haven’t done squat about stuff like Standing Rock. Clearly it misfired, but it made me feel better for a moment.

Call me when it’s Trump who’s out.

If you want to totally misunderstand the pay gap, and also compare two different genres of movies, sure.

There was a campaign a couple of years ago, I think, to bring the Amendment back. I think we can all guess why nothing has happened since.

Hell, given the success of WW, she should be asking for MORE than what their other directors have been paid.

Every time someone told me during the campaign that Trump wouldn’t be president, I reminded them that Arnold Schwarzenegger became the governor of California and that we were the laughing stock of the country for a while because of it. (Also the shitshow of an election.)

Ok, but how did she not already have bride and groom towel charms already? I feel like of all designs, the ones people can put on Pinterest or schlocky collages of their honeymoon would be the first to sell out.

I’m really, really dreading the tweet we all know is coming where he insults her for not talking to him but talking to the media. Not that every tweet of his isn’t disgusting, but something about knowing it’s coming and that people will side with him - I saw another article where she said she’s already been getting…

I am just going to live in this gif from now on, thank you for bringing it to my life.

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