This is an EXCELLENT question.

I still cannot believe that they saw the dailies on this scene and went, “yep, perfect, Oscar is in the bag.” The way he whips that “baby’s” head around, alone...

When I broke my ankle several months ago, I repeatedly told the ER doctor that I didn’t want a narcotic painkiller, because I was breastfeeding and my body doesn’t respond well to them. I also have a high tolerance for pain. I told him repeatedly that high dose ibuprofen would be fine. Looking through my paperwork in…

I am intrigued by this!

I have heard these recommended! How’s the slippage situation?

That was the jam when I was in elementary school. I don’t know why I ever gave it up.

I once launched into an epic rant at Dick’s Sporting Goods over that damn pink container, because it was all I could find in the clothing and shoe sections. The blue container was in the weightlifting section.At least the pink container wasn’t “fresh freesia scented,” or something, I guess.

I 100% need “Mom jeans all day, why you mad, tho?” embroidered on a jacket, a pillow, my mom-jeaned butt. Embrace the glory of the high waist, y’all.

Seeing this in between tweets of the Manchester concert leaves me with only one thing to say:

This whole “controversy” is stupid, but from it I learned that Texas is one of five states that does not have a public accommodation law, which is fucked up. Austin does, because it’s Austin, but the rest of the state is screwed.

That picture of Will Smith is just everything you need to know about the 90s.

Watched this three times yesterday WILL WATCH THREE TIMES AGAIN RIGHT NOW.

This is literally the part I can’t get over. You have to either a) get those tickets three months in advance, b) get up at 6:30am for a chance at a same day pass, or c) show up at 1pm on the off chance they have space. This wasn’t “dumb people got drunk and decided racism was funny,” it took serious forethought and…

Yeah I’ve never actually assume SHE can walk like that, but the overall imagine is still great.

Things I still cannot spell without help:

Yeah of all the faux outrage over this story, the one thing I buy is that Barron has probably seen it.

Could watch every day until I die.

I 100% had blocked the CGI water splashes from my mind, and they are TERRIBLE.

The first report I saw on this today put Mary Lee at 345 pounds and I was DEEPLY concerned and confused for a solid amount of time.

Granted I am very far from being a teen, but 17-year-old me is horrified by the entire concept of a promposal. It just sounds so exhausting for everyone involved, and I’m so relieved I never had to pretend to be interested in how some people got asked to prom.