I knew Victoria for a while. There is not a progressive cause she hasn’t worked directly on, from the grassroots up, tirelessly and smiling. How she has time to front a punk band I have no idea, but she is everything she sings about and I’m so happy to see her succeeding.

I completely forgot this dude existed. What a simpler time we lived in, way back yonder.

Zig-a-zig-ah.

As is its internalized sister, “I’m not like other girls.”

Even I have to admit to feeling a particular sadness for Grande, and I’m a woman in her thirties who couldn’t identify one of her songs if I tried. Those children were there to see her. She has to live with that for the rest of her life. It’s a tremendous burden to bear and I’ve saved some of my good thoughts for her…

There’s a crack on the sidewalk. Definitely them.

I can’t with this Taylor/Katy thing. They are grown-ass women. It’s all just so pathetic. Motion to ignore this “feud”/middle-school-posturing from now on.

The Twitter around this has been really something. I saw tweets offering shelter as soon as I saw tweets about what had happened, and several children have been reunited with their families via twitter.

I don’t know why anybody would contact customer service about this, but my kid has a boy-doll equivalent and it has also always struck me as oddly puritanical that you can remove everything except the underwear. Like at some point someone made the decision that children would be scandalized by doll butts, and that is…

Do not downplay the horror that was eyebrow styling of the early 1990s! #neverforget

Oh no no no. We stood ramrod straight. Only thing allowed to move were our mouths, which made it all the more awkward.

10th grade choir, in front of the entire student body. Twice.

Same. Except then I’d eat three boxes in one sitting and they’d find me curled up in a ball, suffering from that sweet, sweet post-Samoa stomachache.

Also, prior to Precious she was a completely different kind of an actor. Going from comedian to Serious Dramatic Actor is a hard tack for a lot of actors to navigate, even when you are willing to promote yourself. If you come out with this breakthrough performance and then you don’t promote yourself, I’m not sure how…

The general rule I was given was “safe to drive, safe to feed,” but that the milk is likely safe before you feel clearheaded. The only reason to pump and dump is if you’re worried about keeping your supply up, otherwise if you just wait a little bit there’s no question the milk is fine. My hospital would serve mothers…

Of fucking course he did. Jesus Christ.

You know Rachel hooked him up with that internship when he was like sixteen, just to get on his good side. (Because they basically forgot about him for years.)

Yeah Seinfeld had already been on the air for years before Must See TV was even a thing.

Oh, I agree many smokers are assholes. They just shouldn’t get a pass for it.