I used to smoke. I never in my life smoked indoors or around others who weren’t also smoking. Being a smoker doesn’t mean you get to be an asshole.

I’m pretty sure I’ve seen an interview recently with Terri Irwin where she says almost word for word what Bindi says. My godmother was the same way - after her husband died she was just done looking for another person. She wasn’t even sad about it.

I feel like the real story here is that people aren’t eating enough avocados to figure out all the tricks.

Unless you’re wearing gloves, I’ve never understood using a knife to pit an avocado. It just seems like asking for trouble (how do you get it off the knife safely??). With a ripe avocado and at least one decent fingernail, that sucker generally pops right out if I grab it.

As a California native, I can confidently tell you that wearing a shirt or jacket celebrating Calabasas is the speediest way to get laughed out of a building in many parts of the state. Don’t do that to your children.

She got some really stupid criticism about her outfits for a while just because she happened to have boobs, but lately every time I see a picture of her I’m like, there’s no way you didn’t choose that outfit to get the reaction. Wear what you want, but something about the “wears an outfit - PEOPLE RAGE - SHE RAGES -…

Now I’m pondering what sort of shrine Jaden has to his own dreads. I’m not even mad, it’s probably amazing

My mother tried to “what about the children” me in a debate about marijuana once, and was shut up real fast when I asked her how marijuana being illegal kept it away from the kid who was dealing out of his locker in my middle school 20 years ago, and what good his getting arrested in the seventh grade did for the…

Oh snap, I did!

My kid was being monitored before birth for a few conditions (he’s fine), including one similar to what Kimmel’s son has. I was fortunate to have amazing health care at the time and paid nothing for all my prenatal monitoring. Under Republicans, had my kid been sick I could have a) gone nearly bankrupt for my prenatal…

Didn’t Will Smith cut off his dreads like two weeks ago? Which means they’ve just been sitting around for two weeks? And then he was like “hey I should bring these with me?” I know being weird is Jayden’s thing, but ...

Bonus, at the end of the evening she can peel off the star stickers and wear it to bed.

Took me waaaaaaaaay too long to figure out which one was supposed to be Kylie Jenner. Stick with a look for five minutes, Kylie, before you start having to wear a name tag at events so people recognize you.

Put that in my closet right now. I will wear it to weed my lawn or whatever, I don’t even care.

Dickerson gets credit not only for asking AND THEN FOLLOWING UP, but the way he asked. “But I’m asking you, because you don’t want it to be fake news. I want to hear it from President Trump” and “But I want to know your opinions. You’re the president of the United States” are such great lines that should appear in…

Yeah, Gaines annoys the living crap out of me but something in this timeline doesn’t make sense. If he bought them out two days before the show PREMIERED then HGTV already would have been filming under the impression they were going to be using the Magnolia name and I suspect their lawyers would have made sure anybody…

The first time I watched this show I texted a friend, “I can’t decide if I like Fixer Upper. Joanna seems nice but I think I really, really hate Chip?” Every time I hear anything from him, past-me feels so validated. He seems like he is exhausting to be around.

Honestly, everything about this Ryan Seacrest gig makes perfect sense to me to the point where I literally saw the headline and went, “Oh. Duh. Of course.” Dude wants to be Dick Clark so bad that he will pursue and accept any hosting gig that doesn’t take actual brain energy, and he’s bland enough that he is unlikely…

After my kid was born, my person and I went to a financial planner, which turned out to be super helpful and which I highly recommend to anyone. She took all our current spending info and made up a couple of different budgets for us given a few goal options we laid out for her. We had a budget we were using based on…

I am 100% certain that the best way to get rid of Milo is to fill his speaking engagements with people listening to literally anything else on noise-canceling headphones. His fit would be epic.