#neverforget

The ACLU sells 10-packs of pocket constitutions. Please join me in sending a constitution a day to the White House.

I am 200% certain this picture is exactly about heading off those rumors. Being famous sounds hard.

I saw that tweet and just yelled “whyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyy.” I mean, really. What did we do to deserve this.

I’m having brownies for breakfast. Would you like one?

I legit thought she was his daughter until I saw a closer picture.

As someone who has fought a lot of “unwinnable” political battles, you are right. If anyone believes winning is only about what happens over the next two or four or eight years, they’re going to be frustrated and burn out real fast. Sure, those battles are going to be dirty, and it’s necessary for some to fight that…

I will legit pay someone JUST to make sure I get regular haircuts.

TBH if I had money, I’d hire someone with that exact job description

About goddamn time.

Yeah, we’re kicking them out of the tribe though.

The National Immigration Law Center and IRAP were partners in today’s suit.

Red pandas are the best EVERYTHING.

Literally everything I can get my hands on.

I was at a sporting event earlier today. They played the national anthem, and I held my kid and cried.

Good that there’s also a federal hiring freeze in place which, last I checked, the state department wasn’t sure if they’re were subject to or not.

Given that he claims he “should never have been released from prison” and she’s, you know, still in prison for a few months, I’m not sure he actually knows anything about Chelsea Manning.

I would like to thank this article for mentioning that he still doesn’t read books, because every time he’s clearly tweeting something he saw on TV I stop and go, “hey, remember when he said he didn’t have time to read...”

Uh, my first comment is literally saying they’re not the same picture, but thanks for playing. Have a nice day.

Let’s be real, if you’re paying like 10% attention, you remember there is rice and it takes 20 minutes and to glance at a clock. I’m just skilled.