Yes, thank you, the next day. It’s amazing how websites can be updated after conversations take place, isn’t it? They were not there yesterday afternoon. The Obama inauguration remained heavily featured and promoted on the front page, and the Trump inauguration could not be found following several searches, which was…

It’s not actually that hard, if you forget to set a timer. Once the water evaporates, the rice on the bottom chars fairly quickly.

Y’all, there’s a lot of bad shit in this world lately, but it seems like every single day I wake up and there’s stories of badasses speaking truth and shouting names, and it is just the fucking best. You go on with your bad self, Constance Wu.

He faced one count, carrying a max of five years. Why just the one count, no idea.  

Plea deal. He was facing five years.

They did a brief reboot a couple of years ago and it made my LIFE.

I did not know until right now how much I need Ted Allen to explain Himalayan salt to me, and now if you told me it would cost me $500 for it to happen I would literally hand you my debit card.

Don’t confuse LA natives with people from the Hollywood Hills! #reallosangelenosaretoochilltocare

I drank a lot of wine to forget that gif, THANKS.

200% need this in my life. Really let’s just have the Ted Allen network. With occasional special guest Tim Gunn.

Half the time I see Ted Allen on Chopped, I wonder why/how he ever did Queer Eye, try to remember him on it, and only remember Carson.

It’s the people’s jackets that got me. I so wanted it to be a recycled picture though.

I spent way too much time examining these, but it doesn’t look like the pic from either of the Obama inaugurations. However, I also can’t find this inaugural picture on the website even though there’s a Congressional event from 2017.

Shouldn’t he be happy all us fatties were out walking?

And it’s normal to point out that just because you have an opinion on something, doesn’t mean it matters. Have a nice day.

This right here is why the #freemelania shit irritates the living hell out of me. She’s a grown-ass woman, she made her choices. I doubt she’s unhappy with how things have turned out. Only Barron gets my sympathy in that family.

She was asked a question. The same question people around her have been asked since she was born. I doubt sitting there with her mouth closed would have kept them from writing about the paternity rumors or people from drawing conclusions.

The question isn’t whether you have to believe her, it’s whether it’s necessary to be asking or debating the question in the first place.

You think she cares? She has a relationship with her biological mother, and the only people who should be discussing Paris’s paternity are the two of them. She has been asked about his paternity her entire life, not out of concern for her, but out of people’s curiosity about Michael Jackson. I think Paris Jackson has…

I can’t look at Paris without remembering her speaking at one of his public memorials and saying, “ever since I was born, daddy was the best father you could imagine.” My heart still breaks for her.