Murai has also directed some excellent episodes of Legion, Westworld, and Atlanta, but please, don’t let me stand in the way of your desire to be condescending.

I saw the movie at Sundance — Joaquin plays the pre-accident adult version.

“Except Joaquin Phoenix will never look like a teenager or a 21 year old.

I don’t. But, unlike you, I am not accusing anyone of being wrong about anything regarding the casting of this movie until I do.

Okay, this is the thing - I’m not American and I don’t care about American discourse. I’m Latin American. I live here and I’ve always have. And you’d be surprised about how many more than ‘a dozen’ use ‘x’. It is true we don’t tend to use Latinx much, of course, but the x didn’t come from English activists. It came…

Why are you such a miserable cunt?

... Montones de gente en Latinoamérica usan la x y no solamente para decir “latinx” y no solamente to “outprogress” each other.

What do get out of constantly being a turd in the punch bowl? What itch inside you does this behavior satisfy?

I cringe when people monetize an art form like filmmaking, but ticket prices are truly obscene. Maybe if we stop paying $50 to see a half assed sequel or remake then the industry might invest in more interesting and substantive films to compete for your dollar.

United against pathetic, thin-skinned & limp-dicked demagoguery.

This just in: Pissy commenter whines that a pop culture news site continues to cover events in pop culture. 

This story? The one that’s less than two days old and is still developing? 

So you agree that the character is racist, you just don’t think anything can be done about it, so there is no point in doing anything about it.

Okay, so they don’t watch the show.

What a bunch of self-important nonsense.

Apparently, many peoples’ lives are so much more complicated than yours.

It can also be cathartic. To subject yourself to “emotional terrorism” that has a stated end point. That said, I do tend to dislike horror films that don’t end in a “victory,” of sorts, for the protagonists. Or at least a semblance of hope. It’s why slashers are the superior horror genre, in my mind.

And exercising is nothing but the callow privilege of working when you don’t have to. And flavorful food is nothing but the callow privilege of deriving pleasure from nutrition.

make way, everybody - the moral arbiter is here to cast judgement on us all! HEED IT’S WOOOOOOORDS!

Patton Oswalt had a bit in one of his more recent comedy specials (or maybe it was an interview) about how it used to be the case that if you wanted a great performace or inspired writing you’d often have to put up with assholes and “tortured geniuses,” but with increasing connectivity it’s much easier to find…