Maybe as Bilbo Baggins or Arthur Dent, but that doesn’t really describe him as Tim on The Office, or as Lester on Fargo.

You realize Ali G Indahouse is a parody film, right?

Since someone’s going to say it I might as well get it out of the way:

How do you let a healthy person “go”? One who hasn’t expressed any desire to “go”?

This is going to sound callous, but just go eat a gun Stan. You’re right, that does sound callous.

The lead guitarist for Tom Petty and the Heartbreakers and the lead singer of Crowded House? No? Nothing? Ah well...I have no idea your actual age is but I’m going to shrug and mutter “damn kids” anyways.

Nah.

You misunderstood me.

It’s very dumb that you required this explanation before seeing the movie.

Maybe you should be open to watching the movie before deciding that it’s a dumb idea.

Oh nothing. Good luck with convincing those six people you know not to go see a movie they might enjoy because you read a book.

Thanks for the scheduling info. I’ll fill in my data sheet about you that doesn’t exist.

The Wikipedia mentions that the writers started on the movie in 2013, so a few years before the Lebbon book.

She can’t possibly have violated a 2016 NDA during the filming of Knocked Up or the 40-Year-Old Virgin.

Wait? What are you IMPLYING, BUDDY?!

...and we all lost.

A little uncalled for, I think.

since there really aren’t many ‘bankable stars’ your rant sounds incredibly dated.

What are these other franchises you speak of?  Was there supposed to be a Tulip Fever Cinematic Universe?

And it’s expanding. Contemplate that for a moment.

Good question. Garland identifies the compound as “Area X” with a title card. Just one of many deviations from the book, apparently.