San Francisco techies have totally thought of the automat. https://www.eatsa.com

I miss my bodega and the guys who work there. They look out for the neighborhood—they know everyone. They accept packages for people who don’t have doormen (read: all of us). They’ll sell you loose cigs and batteries, but not lottery tickets because they think it’s a shame. Their liquor selection is amazing. They give…

This is supposed to be Slash, right? Because they were all 80s rockers? And Slash used to dress like an 80s hard rock Charlie Chaplin? She just didn’t sell it. C’mon, Lydia. They should have made her David Lee Roth. That man loves him some glitter.

I know what you mean. And I’m sorry you had a shit year.

HIGH FIVE, thanks again

how did you get that diagnosis? regular docs, specialist, sleep study, did they make you try a cpap first? I’m so curious! thank you.

I’m jealous of this letter writer for having a guest room! my husband snores and he sleeps on the couch. that makes it sound like I banished him, but I didn’t. he was diagnosed with “mild” sleep apnea, which sucks because now I worry it’ll get worse and affect his health, and he just stopped listening after “mild.”…

Just change your number to 867-5309! You’ll be beating ‘em off with a stick!

This is a good point. Most people work when they’re young and retire when they’re old, but in the royal family it’s the opposite. William can take some time now to raise his kids, since when he’s Prince of Wales his duties will step up and then again when he’s coronated king. Let him live while he’s still got some…

Does the guy in the red tie roll his eyes?

Harvard students have a term for the act of letting someone know you go/went to Harvard. It’s called “dropping the H bomb.” Stanford students also really love it when you know they went to Stanford (Cal students are much better in this regard), but as far as I know they haven’t taken the extremely douchey step of…

Who Framed Roger Rabbit Day. They bring back the trolleys, but also big vats of acid.

Los Angeles needs to have a Falling Down day next. Soda will cost just fifty cents a can!

Remember in like 2010 or 2015 when this video started going around of the live version, but annotated? Like a pop up video version kind of? Ugh it was so good. And it got pulled immediately and I’ve been trying to get my own copy ever since. I clicked this article in 0.000002 seconds hoping it would be on the…

Does anyone want to discuss their (and my) ambivalence toward having a _second_ child? My kid is wonderful but I need to get my IUD either replaced or pulled, and I’m leaning toward just staying with the one, but I don’t know if I’ll regret it. My pregnancy was difficult, and we live in a pricey area, and we have a…

They offered the leftover cake to reporters. Ghoulish.

I’m not familiar with the courts in Texas, but the article says this one will have a jury. From the Statesman:

If anyone else really needs to see Cocktail now, it’s on HBO Now.

I think we would be mom-friends. When do the drop off parties start? My kid is 5 and I’m still expected to hover awkwardly at the back trying not to look at my phone too much. I’ve been trying to make friends with the t-ball moms by bringing a cooler of mimosas. The moms who want a mimosa at t-ball have all been worth…

Peter Thiel is a major Lyft investor, so I doubt Gawker is falling over themselves to promote Lyft editorially.