I love my high-rise skinny “rockstar” jeans from Old Navy. The pair I’m wearing right now is starting to lose some of its stretchiness in the crotch area and needs to be replaced, but they hold up pretty well for $40 jeans and I wear this pair way too much. And the high rise isn’t crazy high, I feel normal in them.

Holy shit, that’s the worst. If it wasn’t an excuse for GODDAMN GUN CONTROL, it shouldn’t be an excuse for ANYTHING.

My favorite pair of leggings is LC by Lauren Conrad. I’m only a little ashamed.

He literally said just that when he had his meeting with tech company executives including Tim Cook of Apple and Sheryl Sandberg of Facebook. “Everybody in this room has to like me at least a little bit.” [Ron Howard’s voice: No, they don’t.]

That’s so true, plus you tend to “pop” more and more quickly with a second baby because the muscles in your stomach region are a little more, um, elastic. Maaaybe even Beyonce’s. But yeah, TWINS!

They invited a Nazi to speak at Berkeley...in a building named for Martin Luther King, Jr....on the first day of Black History Month.

But they had a miscarriage before Blue was born. So maybe while she was pregnant with Blue, she was freaking terrified. I have one child and I was so scared. Now she’s pregnant with twins which is more high-risk on its face, but maybe she feels a new sense of power this time around knowing she’s done this once…

It’s a film about a disabled but quite capable fish getting detained against her will when trying to reunite with her family. Multiple species work together to succeed. Another crucial character gains her freedom by leaping over a wall. So I’ll allow it.

Editor at a mainstream-ish online pub here. They usually mean “burn.” Most misuses of shade that cross my desk are fixed by changing it to burn. I guess reading someone and burning someone can be pretty close, I’m not the one to speak to the distinction there. Burn is just I called you ugly. Isn’t reading more like I…

I’m sorry you’re scared; that really sucks. I’m in CA too and when I was unemployed the lovely people at Planned Parenthood helped me get on MediCal—it was very easy. Best wishes for a healthy pregnancy and adorable baby!

Oh my goodness what a cutie pie!

I had awful migranes taking even a low-hormone BC pill. My regular doctor was stumped (but then again didn’t seem that interested), but my OB-GYN figured it out. They switched me to no-hormone and that cleared it up. Now I’m on Mirena (IUD) which I like a lot more—need to get it switched out since my kid just turned 5…

omg one of my coworkers did that and tweeted about it and i lost all respect for him forever. he took his preteen daughter to vote with him, and he voted for harambe. i avoid speaking with him now.

Madewell advertises on Brietbart, and when I alerted them to this (it’s Google Ads, so most companies don’t even realize), a rep wrote me back a really bitchy reply.

Madewell advertises on Brietbart, and when I alerted them to this (it’s Google Ads, so most companies don’t even…

I’m really sorry. That sucks so bad. We see you and honor you and your love for your mom. Hugs.

I know, in most cases I would totally agree. Taking the stand in your own defense is usually more likely to hurt than help. But in this particular case, if I were on the jury, it would be tough for me to not count it against him. (Thankfully I have only served on civil juries—we didn’t even have to be unanimous!)

I know this isn’t evidence, but what do you guys think about the fact that he didn’t testify? I think if you truly had killed your kid by accident and prosecuters were arguing that you’d done it on purpose, you’d be the first one on the stand. What am I missing? I gotta find the transcripts, as much as I probably…

My parents live in Florida and I’m 99% sure they voted for President-elect Liar but I can’t bring myself to ask. They haven’t seen my kid in about a year and my mom really wants us to visit. We live in California (in Oakland, where Trump got 4% of the vote—four), and I already hated schlepping to Florida but now I…

I know, right? I was hoping to sit under my own goddamn vine and fig tree. Now I gotta stay fired up and raise a white male activist.

fuckin’ Chmura.