Fittingly, Chris Broussard was not the first to break this story.

A “friend of mine” recently had a sex dream...about Hillary Clinton. He woke up with an erection you could perch a bald eagle on. Besides the obvious, she’s 28 years his senior. Diagnose me...uh him. Fuck!

This one from Hit Bull Win Steak is my current favorite.

Definitely the time I walked him through the style guide on possessives, and then he fucked up three tweets in a row.

After you kiss my butt.

If one more person asks why these women are just coming out now, I am going to take a huge period shit in their mouth.

ell, i ad un ust e-or i aim in ear

Introverts really need to stop telling everybody about how they’re introverts.

Hell, Man

DOES THIS GUY KNOW HOW TO PARTY OR WHAT?

+1 We’re not worthy!

If he just got blackout drunk every other night like the rest of us here in Milwaukee, he’d still be in the NBA. Live and learn.

How easy is it to score weed/coke/X/heroin in China? Asking for an OJ Mayo.

h/t to ElephanTitus Andronicus for the idea

Ageist bullshit. This 60-year old says Fuck You. Do you kids still say Fuck You?

Please, don’t be a sore winner. It was a surprisingly tough campaign, someone had to win, and the person who crossed the finish line, to her credit, was Clinton. Most of us are now gearing up to stop Trump. Complaining about how your team won is not helping that effort. It never helps.

A Hellfire missile costs 70,000 dollars. We just ordered a few thousand more. Perspective is key in situations like this. The next person who wins the election will help determine if we need a few thousand more on top of the current purchases. Something tells me Bernie would launch a few less than HRC. And…

Oh, you.

what are you talking about