Fuckin’ A man....Fuckin’ A. It’s a great experience: spending the day preparing the pasta.....sucking down some vino and partaking in some other mind altering substances......Miles Fuckin’ Davis and John Coltrane giving a private concert via stereo......windows open.....anticipation....significant other (or…
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[Pelican comes home to find wife reading Deadspin article about his trip to pool]
STOP BRAGGING IT’S NOT A GOOD LOOK
Ever seen a spare tire?
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I had just finished Christmas dinner with my family when I got the call: “A picture of you is on the front page of…
No, seriously, I am in love with Bernie Sanders. I want to eat his goddamned face off. HEY BERNIE, NETFLIX AND INCOME INEQUALITY?
“That looks nothing like Magic Johnson.”
Emmett, I love your picks but you can’t use the word clittings anymore. It’s the 21st centipede.
But the quote came from the mouth of noted and studied basketball scholar Master P so I feel like I should believe it.
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Blue Jays fans’ brief but furious seventh-inning meltdown reached a low point when someone from the upper deck tossed…
or after watching Independence Day
Assault & LaBattery, plain and simple.
+1 for the handle alone. WHAT A HITTER!
For me, it was game 7. I was out watching the game and once it became obvious the Cubs were going to lose, I knew had to head home as I couldn't let the public see what was going to happen. I was 22, still living at home and see my mom is watching the game. So I sit down next to her and watch the 9th inning. As soon…
Hate chose me.
“I can’t really explain it. I really don’t have an answer for it.”
Of course he “aimed for Tejada,” how else do you break up a double play. I’m a Mets fan, the injury to Tejada sucks, but if any Mets player is in a position to try to score a run I would expect them to make a similar baseball play to try and get it done. If Tejada would have gotten a couple of bruises on his leg, we…
If I could go back in time, I’d have lunch with Adolf Hitler in Vienna, 1912, before he had fully embraced antisemitism. We’d talk about what his plans were for the money from his father’s estate and have a passionate discussion on the merits of zonal marking on set pieces. Hitler would order the schnitzel, and I, the…
The tuck rule penalty in the Patriots AFC championship versus The Raiders. I would like to see what (if any) effect that would’ve had on the current NFL landscape.