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I think this is covering up the larger story right now in that Prince Philip’s health is... well not great. He’s been in hospital for “observation and rest” for several days and is now likely to be there into next week.

1. I wish people would stop using the term Megxit. It was created by racists.

Even if she did marry this guy for his money, who the fuck cares? It was her choice. Shit, I’ll marry an old-ass billionaire right now. Next order of bidness... write me into that fuckin’ will, yo!

Salma didn’t do it for the money...

Her aunt is probably just as devastated with grief, so before telling her to fuck off, she should probably begin with, “look, I know you’re overcome with grief and it’s causing you to lash out in ways you probably wouldn’t otherwise, but would you please FUCK OFF?”

Did anyone see Perez Hilton “apologize” to Mischa Barton on The Hills reboot? It very quickly turned into “why the fuck aren’t you accepting my apology you fucking bitch” and it was not surprising.

Neil Patrick Harris, is that you?

Take that, Rachel Bloom! 😂

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I thought we’d get “Lovely Day” or a cool “Here Comes the Sun” cover (I like the Nina Simone one even if critics usually don’ t so much), and stuff like that. I was duped!

I was expecting The Kinks’ “Better Things” (or more modern songs in that vein) but got something very different.

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(Urgh, kinja ate my reply, apologies if this comes out as a double post)

I suggest just listening to Mr. Blue Sky on repeat. If that song can’t make you happy, nothing can.

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I concur, that’s a beautiful song that’s gloomy and hopeful at the same time (hope through the gloom, if you will)

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60 minutes of songs about brighter days, mainly by female pop singers, and no mention Janet Jackson’s “Better Days”, which I imagine half of those on this list used to sing into their hairbrushes in front of the mirror back in the day.

That’s my fear too!

Watching people attack a child over and over for the last 24 hours just because they disapprove of her mother (for mostly misogynistic reasons, but I digress) was. . . it was something.

I, also, made paintings like this as a kid . . . under the strict, step by step instruction of my mom. The goal wasn’t creativity, it

Someone looked at this woman and thought, “She’ll never make it with those looks.”? How?

I’m not trying to attack you, I just find you creepy and think that everyone should know.” 

I kind of love Cardi B’s nails. But I always think that if I had nails like that, I would stab myself in the pussy every time I tried to use toilet paper.