This website has shown me 100 times how hypocritical it is, but this literally is the worst.

So before, JoJo was 100% annoying AF to this website, but now.... she’s the best and must be protected at all costs.

I’m comfortable with calling her the Hallmark equivalent of Tom Cruise.

She seems like an asshole, but she’s right that Hallmark movies shouldn’t automatically be dismissed because of their target audience. They aren’t any more ridiculous than James Bond movies.

Right? I’m 50. I’ve never let a series of racial slurs flow and I’ve certainly been pretty drunk on several occasions throughout my adulthood. I feel the same about “Oh they are young, they didn’t know.” Fuck that. I knew and I was a teen in the 80's. My mother knew better and she was a teen in the 1960's. I never…

I’m old, so I have friends I’ve known for literally decades. Through college, weddings, camping trips, vacations, and other times together that involved a lot of drinking, I’ve never heard one of them use racial slurs when drinking.

Yeah, she’s basically Gwyneth’s target market.

This is a smart move for Rodgers. I hear that wearing a jade egg in the rectum is guaranteed to extend your playing career by at least a couple of seasons.

I was going to say, this Shailene Woodley thing is old news, but I guess maybe they decided to wait to confirm it until after the season.

Great, now we’ll get a candle that smells like Woodley’s asshole. Also, isn’t eating dirt or clay or whatever an actual psychological condition?

Is Shailene Woodley basically just Goop without the cult?

Oh I’m old enough haha. I’m still not totally over how Muriel’s Wedding got mis-marketed (and is therefore sometimes misremembered in the pop culture conscious) as a rom com, just because the lead character is female and it has the word “wedding” in the title. It’s actually a bit of a gut punch of a film.

Hoping you are old enough to remember pre-Sixth Sense Toni Collette.

$1,000 is surprisingly not that many tests. Granted I'm in a higher cost of living area, but the lowest cost I've seen for the tests is about $200.

Unless you were into classic rock, in which case it was WBAB.

It’s weird for me that this showed up today. I’ve been binging Depeche Mode all week.

Cemeteries are filled with people who were deemed “irreplaceable.

Because the NYT was after a good story rather than the truth. This is what happens when you write for awards and accolades rather than the facts. (This is how the Rolling Stone article on UVA happened.)

I’m done with humans as a whole... for instance, the mother of the woman who was executed by the U.S. federal government last week is/was a genuine POS who trafficked her daughter.

Hey now, I eat like a college football champion at the White House and I am...let’s say aggressively pro-equal-rights-for-all.

But, I’m a blubbering blob of fast food grease and I have nothing against gay people. :(