GRAHAM NORTON FOR EMPEROR OF THE UNIVERSE ;-; 💗

I’m a cishet guy with no experience or knowledge in the subject of makeup, but perhaps that dramatic lining around her eyes means that it wasn’t pure Olivia Wilde who did it, but her darker and more sensuous Black Swan version? I hereby dub her, “The Wilde Black Swan.”

They seem to be big on convincing people that they have yeast infections (candida) everywhere on their body, not just the vulva, sooo, salt? Salt kills yeast, so it must be the cure for your MD as well

Universal healthcare would not cause billions of new unfunded deficits if we got rid of for-profit insurance companies and if people like this dickwad paid his fair share of taxes. Maybe he should ask Steve Jobs how successfully his vegan diet helped his pancreatic cancer. Oh, wait...

Do you realise not all women want to hold a dead baby and some hospitals that are religious make women hold dead babies against their wishes? 

Yeah...no. Where it’s coming from is from people being assholes, full stop. If people’s “buttons are pushed” by “internet celebrities” or whatever you want to call them, it’s pretty easy to avoid. Just don’t follow them. Yeah, you’ll see some posts, but again, easy solution: Don’t click on them. And even if you do…

Harassment is bad actually, and isn’t okay or deserved if the target is famous. Hope that helps.

Damned if you do. Damned if you don’t.

A lot of hospitals offer photography in situations like this, so its not necessarily a glamourous photoshoot. I’ve known non-famous people who post these on their social media accounts to essentially say, “they existed in this world. they will be remembered.” It wasn’t thirsty or fake for them to do it, and I think…

who gives a fuck how Chrissy chooses to deal with her grief, that’s up to her. if you have the option to hate on her pain or not hate on her pain, just choose not to hate on it.

Wait, “Oh Hello” what? Did Mulaney and Kroll do something political and good? And bad?

I love Katie Porter. She reminds me of my Toxic Torts professor back when I was in law school. 

“Imagine finding out to the status of your relationship through a tabloid,” Max said on Instagram Saturday morning. ‘While [you’re] in the middle of filming a biopic movie about a pastor in a Christian church whose intention of the film is to help people. God bless.”

His inability to distinguish your from you’re sinks his impassioned plea. God bless.

Fans are exhausting. These people think they love Demi but it seems like somehow they also believe she is too stupid to make her own life choices without their guidance and protection. It’s so fucking patronizing.

We all respond to crises differently in these dark times.

Same. I caught one episode as my dad watched it. It was neither good nor funny. 

Get Kevin Pollak to replace him. He does a better Alan Arkin than Alan Arkin does.

Fun fact: Chuck Lorre is 67 years old.