Literally every super hero narrative proves that wrong. 

Oldest trick in the book:

I have never understood the whole hard dick in tight as clothes pic either show me the dick or don’t show me the dick none of this grey area stuff.

Baby on board, you say? Well move your ass, daaaaaad.

Timely reference.

“Give the man his dinger!”

This... is good.

Rookie mistake. You gotta wait till they’re escorting him out or when he’s got to stand during sentencing and then leap and get your one shot in.

Quite frankly this strikes me less as a sincere attempt at justice and more a borderline sleazy ploy to get viewers for CBS.

Now WaWa, on the other hand, can kiss my ass.

Leave Sheetz out of this. That is a damned fine chain I will defend vociferously.

Kinda wanna road trip to an Allegheny County Sheetz. I bet the N Word hasn’t been thrown around with such gusto since Marge Schott owned the Reds.

I’m guessing dementia of some sort.

Well, Lorde has no problem playing in Moscow after they blew up a bunch of Syrians, terrorized Ukraine, and shit all over LGBTQ folk so I can’t really see the principle here. This is why country boycotts are ridiculous.

You're garbage and don't know how jokes work.

Never fear

"Here was a large, unkempt, suspicious-looking man, threatening to make lists about my kids, then break into my house tonight with a 'delivery'. I acted on instinct."

Black and to the left.

That's clearly not Santa. -Megyn Kelly.