tippyturtle
My Back! Still sore...
tippyturtle

hot ones is a pisser

NO. No way. This is not a “you didn’t tell me there is Cilantro in this! I hate Cilantro!” situation. You put up a stupid sign, and I understand they did. You want someone to die in your theater? In NyC? The press would eat thar shit UP.

ok, but what if i read Brave New World every year?? Any leewaaaaayyy....

Wait..what??!

Yeah, epilepsy exists. If they have to put that shit on a ride at a park or before an Animal Collective video, you should just give a slight nod to flashing lights.

Traction Park

As an obese chick, there are things I just. will. not do. I’m trying to get down to 200 so I can skydive. The weight limit is just a few lbs above what I weigh, but this is NOT the place to be prideful. Also, the rides at Busch have samples of the seats so you can see if you fit, and I have no problem checking to see

My Da likes to say”I don’t gotta outswim the shark, I just have outswim one of youse kids”.

Holy.

I actually am barren. It’s fun!

adoption?

yeah Howard Stern has been doing this with MUCH funnier results for years

Wow..she just blows me away.

That happenes to me with mix tapes. If I hear Love vigilante, in my head Black Man Ray comes next.

Now playing

Been singing this for days. God I miss AM radio and family drives down the beach.

28 days later. IT with Tim Curry. Im dying to watch the Omen with Lee Remick, as I have not seen in years. The horror movies with religious aspects are always the most supernatural freakouts.

3 mics and Oh Hello are cheering me up. Wait..now that I think of it I might have a chest infection too!

I will kill 20 year old me to have my 30's back. I was 50 lbd heavier than I am today, wilt 8x the confidence and hope.

Horrorshow

You get 35 bucks for blood platelets, and they don’t do that everywhere.