Irvine Welsh

seems like it. check with your bat people.

uhhmm....you sound highly .....invested.

One of girlfriends used to work wuth Wildlife rescue Virgina. She let me know. Apparently its a way common mistake.

Bats wont roost toghther. You need one pole home for males, and one for female. Out skeeter pop has gone down lots.

yeah that’s a before we hit the sheets convo, my short list of “not gonna swing with that” list.

You gray, Bro?

i LOVE that story. Cried laughed for hours. Try to find the whole story, told from the woman’s point of view. Worth it.

put sugar and vanilla in Crisco...viola! Vegan frosting.

Hey now..we trash grew up on those and RC cola.

hey now. those are not fruit flavored skittles, they are all the same flavor:more.

It’s like fucking a cricket.

Try. Just try a little bit, maybe read the comments from the top. You sound concussed.

What’s the point of chasing tall fat guys if I can’t have all that hair to play in???

WEll, do we give money for healthy kidneys? Would the poor not be lining up to do this? Ethics!

Oh man...Gil and ERnie’s and the chickie singing the three e h e am threee eh ee am three eh e am eternaalaaaallllllllll

And eat cans of frosting

Ok, and what is downward dog? besides yoga? Do you mean a Vets of Foreign Wars Hall? VFW? like where we used to have weddings?

ok what? never heard of any of these things

That’s exactly how I feel about Beastie Boys last album. When i turn 60..something to look forward to.