When I was a kid — maybe 9, 10, 11 — my mom belonged to Book-of-the-Month Club, and whenever a new Nancy Drew book came out, she'd order it for me. And one of my clearest childhood memories is of the sensation I felt when I had that new Nancy Drew book in my hands. I recall very little of the actual stories, but I…

Hey. A few days ago, you linked a great article about the shit women have to put up with from (some) men. This was the article you linked for me:

I know, right?

*Snort*

"Pence's attitude was condescending, very theatrical and insincere, like he was playing the politician in the movie but instead of being relatable and authentic, he came across as oily. He annoyed me.

"Where did you get this? Where did you get this?"

The best Corinthians! It's yuuuuuge! So much better than One Corinthians!

Hypocrisy: The gift that keeps on giving.

No worries. Had I not found it on WE, I'd have looked around.

"… or does it really just not even matter anymore what's true and what isn't?"

Ooooh, I'll turn it on when Halt & Catch Fire is over at midnight! Thanks!

Everyone Shoud Read This

Yep. Just heard it again, on Rachel Maddow's show: The pages were delivered in an envelope which bore a Trump Tower return address.

Oh. I'm afraid I didn't pick up on the video game reference, but, when I heard something about cake …. well …. you know. Cake. Mmmmmmm……

Aw, jeeze, I didn't know that hot dog eating contestants soak the buns in water. OMG, that's revolting, isn't it?

It's disgusting. Who puts bread to soak in a thin broth soup? Whenever I see bread soaked in onion soup, I can't help but flash to the enormous ravens who frequent my neighborhood, with their custom of taking hard, stale bread — which my neighbors and I leave out for them — and soaking it in the birdbath water. Yuck.

Tiffany, who might have had access to an envelope with a Trump Tower return address?

"… it was just a manila envelope ….

Alec Baldwin got a lot of mileage out of that on SNL the other night.